There is no room in the free world for hats shaped like birds

I went to one of my boys' events last week.  One of the mothers in attendance was wearing a large hat shaped like a turkey.  There was nowhere to sit but beside her.  I couldn't concentrate on the event because of that stupid hat.  Had she acted silly, or goofy, or something, it wouldn't have been that bad.  But she sat there, serious, watching her own children perform, almost unaware of the fact that she had a large turkey on her head.  There's simply no reason for that.  No article link or story. I just had to get that off my chest.  She had best not have anything resembling a tree, or worse a Santa or manger, on her head next month.