White people can't say monkey

Add one more to the 902,388,934,812,376,612,389 things you can't say or do in America, based exclusively on your skin color, gender, sexual preferences, national origin or religion.  Thank goodness we're a free country, or I'd be worried. 

Definition of monkey with

informal

: to handle or play with (something) in a careless way : to monkey around with (something) 

• I told you not to monkey with the lawn mower.