Washington Legislature has its priorities right

While wars and terrorism continue to sweep the world, while uprisings and brutal crushing of demonstrators shocks, while children starve and millions flounder, while natural disasters and the potential unraveling of Western Civilization loom on the horizon, the good lawmakers in Washington have what's important on their minds.  Remember kids, the only reason God created the universe was for homosexuality, and the enlightened leaders of our north-westernmost neighbors have finally seen the light.  Well done.  Another group of lawmakers ensuring that a thousand years from now, we will be the era that gave it all for gay sex.  I know I'm proud to be an American at this time!