One final post warning

Beware the dreaded Dog-headed Pig Monster!  Really, in Africa folks are getting worried.   Be honest, don't we all secretly wish there were such things, things that defy science and hearken back to a time where human beings huddled in their longhouses, candles flickering, while outside in the impenetrable darkness of forest and fen, unspeakable terrors waited to snatch away the unwary?  It sure beats worrying about the things we worry about today that appear all too real, and against which there seems to be no magical sword handed to us by a mysterious cleric.