Folks with lab coats to the rescue

Loud noise in teens' ears has been found to be likely cause of increased hearing loss. In other news, after extensive research, science has found water to be wet. It's a good thing we have those fancy science types with lab coats to tell us these things. When simple, hard working parents say it they're just being old fuddy-duddies. When scientists with beakers and Bunsen burners say the same thing, it's time to get serious and do something about it.