Meanwhile

Over in our public schools, a new set of sex indoctrination guidelines has been proposed. With thoughtful input from the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network, the Sexuality Information and Education Council of the United States, and the Planned Parenthood Federation, kids will now be able to identify a penis or vagina by the ripe old age of 7, and know the difference between wanting to have sex with a girl from wanting to have sex with a boy, or any combination thereof, by the age of 10.  Yep, we have to prepare them.  After all, any would-be porn stars by that age will need to understand why our sexually free society is now passing laws forcing them to wear something on their bodies if they want to work in a sexually liberated industry.