Coming to an Orwellian State near you

As I said the other day, 'tis obesity that now threatens the universe, and a growing army of number crunchers and think tanks are concluding that we must end this freedom to eat and drink as we choose.  Naturally, sex is ignored, as are the myriad ills that the sexual revolution has visited upon our civilization.  Sex, drugs, bathroom humor - all are free and open in our enlightened age.  It's just everything else that we need to have controlled, regulated, censored, or banned.  Smart thinking America.