Apparently The Nutcracker 3D failed its saving throw versus suck

Not that I even knew there was going to be a Nutcracker 3D.  I prefer my trips to such seasonal fair to include the atmosphere of an old time theatre, holly and ivy draped balconies, and local school choirs serenading us with Christmas Holiday carols.  Why anyone would ever want to see a 3D animated version of the Nutcracker featuring rat-faced Nazis is beyond me.  Just writing that last sentence made me restrain myself from laughing.  I can't imagine having two precious hours to waste on such a thing.